The Grass Doctor

Why don't atheists permit us to put a Cross in their lawns?

Public Comments

1. Because you won't permit us to put upside down crosses on your lawns.
2. I don't have a lawn. I live in the desert and save water. So you can keep your cross to yourself..
3. Troll, as if you didn't know. Crosses burn us.
4. You have some serious mental issues
5. Can I put an inverted pentagram on yours?
6. Because we live in the present, not the bronze age. Can we Atheists crap on your lawn? In fact, go ahead, I need more fire-wood.
7. Because its my lawn, not yours. Put it in the postbox, but not in the lawn. Otherwise it is a violation of private property.
8. What's it got to do with me? It's your lawn. You can have a statue of yourself naked on it for all I care.
9. Some "Christians" have a tendency to wear sheets and set the crosses on fire.
10. Why should they? It's their lawn, isn't it?
11. And why won't they let us shove communion wafers down their throats either?
12. Why do you ask such a stupid question? First you would be trespassing. Second, you would be littering their yard. duh!
13. Gee, I wonder.
14. BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL CROSS DRESSERS, BUT WANT TO STAY IN THE CLOSET ABOUT IT. NO SENSE IN ADVERTISING IT TO THE WORLD WITH A CROSS ON THEIR LAWN.
15. I'll let you put a cross in my yard if you let me use yours as my own personal toilet. Fair trade.
16. Only if I can sh!t in your hat.
17. Hey dude! Because we'll break out in hives if we let you do that :)
18. Silly redneck.
19. Well, there were those folks who liked to do that and set them on fire that really killed the whole anonymous gift cross trend.
20. The last time we let a Christian group put crosses in lawns they started setting fire to them,and that's nothing compared to what they did to the owners of the lawns.
21. For the same reason black people don't let you put crosses on their lawns and set them on fire. Because it makes us angry.