The Grass Doctor

Can I use Scotts fertilizer usually used for lawns to make my wife pregnant?

Public Comments

1. FAIL.
2. yes
3. I know your aren't dumb enough to ask this question and be serious. So, how about try it and when you kill wife then you'll know. ..............................................................NO!!! YOU CAN'T GET HER PREGNANT WITH SCOTTS FERTILIZER!!! ARE YOU NUTS!!???????
4. Back in the day they used to call us kids young sprouts. You think our dads gave our moms Scott's???
5. Only if yer wife is named Myrtle, Lilly, Hortencia, Jacinta, Daisy, Rose,Violet, Iris, Ivy, Petunia, Dahlia, Petunia, Margaret and the husbands name is dum@$$.