The Grass Doctor

Are lawns and golf courses the work of Satan?

It is said if the resources Americans use on there lawns and golf courses were put into food production it would end world hunger. Just think of how much more time you would have to sit in front of the TV and get obese if you canceled your golf membership and let your lawn grow wildflowers.

Public Comments

1. The world already produces more than enough food. Christians don't always listen to Jesus words about what ye do unto the least of these.
2. They could also be turned into herb gardens. Those nasty old Pagans could use those herbs to do something nice....like heal people. GOD FORBID.
3. Weeds and mosses are the work of Satan, which is why I hire Jesus to get rid of them.
4. You can think of only lawns and golf courses? What about war? What about resources wasted to keep thousands trained in case of war? And what about million dollar parties, weddings and houses.
5. Of course they are not the works of Satan. If they are works of Satan , then everything else on earth is also work of Satan. Most things or places that we use can be subjected to same argument. What about theatres and movie halls ? If we demolish them and use the space for cultivating crops , can the food problem not be solved to some extent ? Does it mean that they too are the works of Satan ?
6. YES !! lawns ..........golf courses ............ and Liberals !!
7. Nah I'd suggest the work of Selfish Elitist Gits who believe their preferences should be more important than the needs of others .
8. no, Monsanto.
9. I don't know much about lawns but some golf courses I have played are the work of satin Best of luck with it
10. HA! I think the local golf course is dying from an infestation of that there grass root eating grub they shouldn't have killed all the moles the feckers and they called me a pest PFFT!!!
11. Personally, I wage a continual war of attrition with God in my garden. We have different ideas about where certain plants should grow.
12. The work of Satan? indeed they are, not gardens but golf courses as I can testify to. The 4th and 6th lakes at Wyboston have claimed so many of my golf balls there is practically an island of them. As I approach them and tee up, I shout to the devil " Get thee behind me Satan, vere not my ball into thy murky depths of your domain, if you should take my ball this time I shall invoke great wrath upon you and retire to watch a T.V. reality program, never more to see the Elysian fields again." It doesn't seem to work as the ball once again plummets into the deep oceanic type trench, never ever to be seen again. The course after that may as well be ploughed over and some itinerant dirt scratcher plant radishes, at least you will know where your farts come from.