The Grass Doctor

3 short jokes - funny or not?

A WOMAN pregnant with her first child paid a visit to her obstetrician. After being examined she shyly asks: "My husband wants me to ask you something..." Sensing her embarrass¬ment, the doctor intervenes and tells her, "It's OK, I get asked this all the time – Sex is absolutely fine until later in the pregnancy." "No, it's not that," the woman says. "He wants to know if I can still mow the lawn." Two golfers are on the fairway when they both suddenly dive into the undergrowth. One says to the other: "You're probably wondering what I'm doing in here, but the fact is I've just spotted my wife and my mistress walk¬ing towards us." The other golfer says: "Funny you should say that..." A man in a lift accidentally nudges a woman’s breast. He apologises, saying: “If your heart is as soft as your breast, you will forgive me.” She says: “If the rest of you is as hard as your elbow, I’m in room 207.”

Public Comments

1. Haha?
2. Not funny. These are lame.
3. I liked the last one the rest. That guy got lucky lol.
4. First ones funny
5. I don't get #2... but I love the rest!
6. WOW, Just WOW!
7. HAHA. No.
8. excellent hun, pmsl
9. very very funny!!
10. these are xcellent
11. OMG.....hahahahah funny one..
12. I like the last one
13. those are so funny and brilliant. thanks
14. the 3 of them are very funny. lol
15. hahahaha I like the first one best.