The Grass Doctor

Me and My friend made a poor decision to take drugs and are paying for it. Can some one help us?

Earlier, me and my friend decided to take shrooms because there was nothing on tv. We decided to drive around at 4pm when suddenly a lawn gnome caught our attention. We thought it was cool so we took it. We got back to my place and passed out. We woke up a few hours later and could not find the lawn gnome and then we heard a loud banging on the closet door. We opened the door and found a young Mexican boy. What the hell do we do?

Public Comments

1. Call Benicio Del Toro for a sequel.
2. I'm hoping this isn't real. If it is, call the cops, looks better in court when you turn yourself in. Otherwise, TROLL!
3. Stop taking Shrooms.