The Grass Doctor

If "plants' rights" comes to America through some wacky leftist agenda, what comes next?

Imagine these headlines: "Native Wildflowers Sue Kudzu for Encroachment" "Activist Fights for Dandelion Rights. Sues Lawn Care Co. Over Abuse" "Rose Bushes File Suit Claiming Flower Show Proceeds From Socialite" "Corn Sues to Halt Harvest. Lawyer Channels Ears In Closing Argument. Says Corn Doesn't Want To Be Eaten" Some people are taking this seriously. How insane would you have to be to buy into this load of organic fertilizer? Gives a whole new meaning to "Keep Off of Grass" doesn't it? NJS- It's bad enough that they believe this s***, they want everyone else to believe it too.

Public Comments

1. Ah, ye old slippery slope logic fallacy. When plants gain higher order thinking skills we'll talk. In the interim, we'll worry about human beings all gaining the same rights.
2. They would do that. I knew many personally when I lived on the CA coastline. These people are so disconnected from reality they've made themselves into human jokes.
3. Who knows. One thing is for sure and that is liberals are whacky.
4. The freak show in the White House wants a $175 tax on every cow for a flatulence tax. Obama is a JOKE. He is so out of touch it is astonishing at times.
5. There is a plants rights push in Switzerland. Seriously. http://online.wsj.com/article/SB122359549477921201.html
6. Gardeners would become mass murderers and the lawn mower more menacing that the guillotine.