The Grass Doctor - read the following funny sayings on various products in a catalog sent in the mail. Which one do you think?

read the following funny sayings on various products in a catalog sent in the mail. Which one do you think?

is the funniest: 1) "I have multiple personalities ... and none of them like you !" 2) "I'm the BOSS (my wife said I could be!)" 3) "I'm not sure if Life is passing me by ~ OR ~ trying to run me over." 4) "I'll have a caffe mocha vodka valium latte to go, please." 5) "You don't have to be crazy to work here; we'll train you." 6) "If you want breakfast in bed, go sleep in the kitchen." 7) "I'm a beautician, not a magician." 8) "There's still plenty of Zippedy in the old Doo-Dah." 9) "(your name) Lawn Care: you grow it. I mow it." 10) "I love cooking with wine and sometimes I even put it in the food." 11) "A fisherman lives here ... with the catch of his life." 12) "Coffee, chocolate, men ... some things are just better rich."

Public Comments

Ha ha ha, superb stuff, well done...!
I like #10. It would be even better if "and" was replaced with a semicolon.
1) "I have multiple personalities ... and none of them like you !"
loooove number 12! sooo true! :) very nice
haha i like 4 the most. Where can i find one of those
10 and #6.
3) "I'm not sure if Life is passing me by ~ OR ~ trying to run me over." 7) "I'm a beautician, not a magician." Stânga ➤➤➤➤
very good. not thrilled with 2 but the others made me smile