The Grass Doctor

Hows my sales pitch sound?

I have to write a sales pitch for a nonexisting product or service and present it in my speech class. How does this sound?..... Do you get tired of pushing a lawn mower around your yard? Sweat and dirt sticking to your body. Even riding on one, with constant bumping and jerking and no shade to be found. Now, you don’t have to worry about either of these. Lawns R Us introduces the Lawn Lounger 9052. It’s the mower for me and for you! You can relax without feeling the guilt of being unproductive. This is perfect for the multi-tasker. With the Lawn Loungers unique design, we have created a product that you’ll love! The motor is unbelievably quiet so your ears can relax, too. The one of a kind air suspension saves you from the thumps and bumps of ordinary riding mowers and allows you feel at ease. It’s built in computer technology lets you lay out the area to be trimmed and you’re done. Lawn Lounger steers its way with out your help. A manual steeling remote is included for the unexpected twists and turns. The bagging and air filtering system keeps those pesky stray grasses and flying dirt from clinging to that rejuvenated body of yours. It’s fabulous! Relax under the shade canopy or put in down to tan. There is plenty of space to store all of your necessities: drinks, food, sun block, or even your favorite book. Need more room to stretch out? Adjust the seat to kick up your feet. No more running to prepare your lawn for guests. Take care of that yard while looking your best. Tired of fighting with your kids to mow the lawn? Now, everyone will want to do the job. A great looking lawn with no hassle. You can find the Lawn Lounger 9052 at any home and yard improvement stores or you can order over the phone or online for three easy payments of $999.99! If you order within the next half hour, you will also receive a refreshment cooling and storage device. An ice cold pop or sandwich is by your side. But that’s not all! If you order in the next 15 minutes, you’ll also receive the seat massager. Both at a value of $99.99, but yours FREE! The Lawn Lounger 9052 is what you’ve been waiting for. Quiet, versatile, and a breeze. Fabulous lawn! Fabulous you! Warning: Supervision of device is required. Support of obesity is not the purpose. 300 lbs. weight limit is established. Lawns R Us is not responsible fo

Public Comments

1. Sounds great! How much is it and where can I get mine (lol!)?!