The Grass Doctor

A French woman?

A French woman is touring the United States when she develops a serious case of the crabs. She decides to go to a pharmacy and get some medicine for her condition. Her English is not very good and she tells the guy at the pharmacy counter, "I vould like some medicine that geet reed of bugs in de bush." The pharmacist misunderstood her and told her to go over to section with lawn care products and select one of the strong insecticides. The French woman did as she was instructed and bought one of these products. In a week, she was back in the pharmacy. The pharmacist asked her if her condition was cleared up. "Why yes, eet is," she replied. "In fact all of de bugs in de bush are gone. My hair down there, eets gone too. And Pierre's moustache ... eet's gone too!"

Public Comments

1. Very funny! 10/10. Tres Bien joke!!!
2. Hahaha!!!
3. hahaha, good one
4. funny, i like that one. While we are talking about bugs, let me tell you how to get rid of them. If you have crabs all you have to do is shave one side of your body and pour lighter fluid all over the other side with the hair, light it on fire, when the bugs jump out of the fire, you stab them to death with an ice pick. LOL
5. You're a swine tonight, just spat a mouthful of Coke-a-cola on the cat, was going to put a five letter word that is similar to fussy, changed my mind, dreaded response I might get. I plead for mercy, but I'm a miserable pleader any way!
6. naa
7. Haha.
8. ha ha
9. i love it, bugs in the bush have tickled me, so funny
10. ha stupid i can't stop laughing
11. very good hahahahahahaha
12. hahaha funny joke
13. i just loved that one! you are on a roll today!
14. Calamity"s back with a winner. Congrats.........
15. the magical powers of hair removal cream
16. love it i was in stitches
17. Pierre, A dehydrated frenchman.