The Grass Doctor

What is the food of choice for a newborn Lawn Gnome?

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1. Wet grass clippings
2. fairys(with sweet and sour sauce)
3. turtle poop
4. Well, if it's real small, sometimes you have to feed it sugar water through a straw. But if it's big enough to eat on it's own, just let it graze on the front lawn. It will be fine. :) Make sure you get it fixed when it's old enough or you'll have MORE little gnomes running around! :)
5. rollie pollies.
6. the tears of frightened children
7. Earthworms..until they're old enough to move on to pets and small children.
8. Mashed up, dried pine needles and apple peels.
9. Squirrel
10. Good question....I was thinking maybe they eat the fish they catch with those little fishing rods of theirs? That's the only idea I can come up with - and I am not sure if fish is/are appropriate for a newborn....lol
11. Mulch-and-Cinnamon Quaker Oats.
12. lol no idea.
13. Mulch
14. Lawn Gnome Chow.
15. Milk of magnesia comes to mind.
16. water