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my neighbours cat keeps cr.apping on my lawn,so Ive been feeding it cat food with ground glass?

It seems not to be suffering any ill effects yet-does ground glass not affect cats, or am I not using enough?

Public Comments

  1. Dude, you are evil. Just get that cat repellant stuff from a hardware store and spray it on your lawn.
  2. you are just looking for a reaction to this question,i wont even give you the satisfaction..hey i like you 4x4.thanks for the email,myfanwy and yes you are right,but at least im not one of the muppets that fell for it!
  3. Why don't you try to eat some first and see how much it takes until it harms you. Twit!
  4. you are a retard
  5. I sure hope you are joking. If not, i sincerely hope someone reports you to the ASPCA or other animal abuse program.
  6. Not funny
  7. I think that that's positively cruel! Why don't you just buy a cat-scarer to keep the cat away from the garden? They work really well. I hope that someone reports you to the RSPCA
  8. Try and catch it then rub its nose in it. Better still go see your neighbour & crap on his bathroom floor.
  9. That's messed up. Why don't you try cheyanne pepper, cats hate it, put it in your garden they don't like the smell and it will keep the cat away.
  10. If i was your neighbor I would make cookies with ground glass and cyanide, just to see if you had any ill effects. I hope you get busted for animal cruelty and go to jail.
  11. That is sick! Why don't you just ask your neighbor to keep the cat inside. (And by the way if you keep feeding it's gonna keep coming back, so try not giving it food)
  12. That is animal abuse, and you can be put in jail for doing that to another living creature. If you have an issue with your neighbors cat, talk to your neighbor, and see what they say about it. If it keeps using your yard as its personal litter box, put up a fence, or scare the cat away when it comes near. But without using violence or feeding it glass.
  13. You rotten b**tard! Whats wrong with just scattering a bit of pepper dust around?
  14. damn you are wrong as hell for that i hope your neighbor finds out and sues you for any damn damgaes you cause the cat there are other ways to solve that damn try talking to your neighbor or go to home depo or pets smart for repliant or something you took that to the extreme
  15. Why don't you just take the cat off and turn it over to a shelter... that will make you happy because it will stay off your lawn, it will make someone who wants a cat happy and will make us happy so that you won't ask anymore horrid questions as these...
  16. man thats bad you`ve got to be nice to animals or the police will come knocking
  17. dude you may have to try more glass or something stronger, rat poison maybe? i am thinking of doing the same thing to the local dog AND cat, hope it works for me! ....oh yea im also thinking of radiator fluid somehow.
  18. evil man
  19. you need to be turned into the animal cops
  20. but it in your car and let it off 30 miles from home
  21. i hope you die alone except for twenty hungry cats
  22. Why would you do that?
  23. Instead of taking it out on the cat, please talk to the neighbor, or feed the neighbor glass if they don't listen to you. Glass can cut the cats internal organs, cause bleeding, intense pain, imagine how you would feel. The cat doesn't know better, spray it w/ the water hose anything but actually hurting it, maybe if the neighbors see that their cat keeps coming home wet then they'll keep it inside and problem solved.
  24. Where did you get that idea from?? How much money have you wasted on that. You are feeding the cat it will poo more!! I throw things at my neighbours cat - shoes, tins of beans anything that comes to hand really. It eventually got the idea and stays out of the garden. Or in the summer use the hosepipe.
  25. Someone finally battlting the "rats with claws!"
  26. Mean Butt
  27. What you are doing is cruel and is illegal. I don't know how you get on with your neighbours, but if you are found out your reputation locally will be appalling. There are cheap and effective sprays to repel cats. Ask at a local pet shop if necessary, but any large supermarket should stock them.
  28. SHAME ON YOU! Did you know that what you are doing as illegal? There are easier ways to stop a car or dog to from using your yard, and they are legal.
  29. haha. That is pretty bad. It probably just hurts it when it goes to the bathroom. I remember my dog ate a plastic once, nothing happened. It just took a long time for her to ..you know and it hurt. lol. I know how you feel, that is really annoying. Tell your neighboor, that next time she comes again, you will do something, and they won't like it.
  30. idk but that is really mean & rude of you just scoop the dang poop up or sumthing my god
  31. Im not a cat lover but mate thats evil!!!
  32. sad...dude you have a screw loose
  33. i don't believe you, surly no-body is stupid enough to do that and tell people,
  34. Just hope you dont p*ss your partner off or they may put ground glass in your dinner, you evil horrible excuse for a person!! Bring back hanging because you should hang and I would definately come and watch, hopefully all the neighbourhood cats would too!! Get a life!!!
  35. Isn't there a moderator on here who can stop posts like this from getting through? Surely you must know how twisted, sadistic and and psychotic you are? Of course not. Sick bastard. Enough said.
  36. That's totally inhumane. You should see a doctor.
  37. why not invite your kids to shoot and torture it, why stop at one cat ?when you could commit genocide on all your neighbourhood animals, you sad mo fo !!
  38. Eventually you will have tiny windows on your lawn once he gets into production.
  39. yea im not a big cat lover, but this is just really cruel
  40. That's cruel, get some repellent www.vitax.co.uk
  41. YOUR A FRIGGIN RETARD,YOU NEED HELP!!
  42. You seem to be a terrible person!!! People don't feed you ground glass when you crap in their toilets, although they should... Besides cat poo makes good fertilizer.
  43. You are a jerk
  44. you sick person why not use something humane or get a dog as this will crap in your garden rather than a cat - at least cats bury it !!!!!!!!
  45. WTF??? I seriously hope you are joking! You could go to jail for cruelty to animals!!!
  46. thats inhumane (sorry if thats spelt wrong) would you like it if i fed you ground up glass in your food. the cat can die from the glass. please stop. I am sure your neighbor loves there cat. I would be very angry if someone did that to my cats. that is just so wrong.
  47. Hi there...how about instead offering some other humane alternatives to stop the cat from eliminating your lawn--if this is serious question hidden in jest. Consider the following: Common odours that are effective deterrents for cats are: Citronella works best for cats as well as citrus scents such as orange or lemon (primarily towards cats), cayenne pepper, coffee grounds, pipe tobacco, lavender oil, lemon grass oil, citronella oil, peppermint oil, eucalyptus oil, and mustard oil. "Havahart's Cat Repellent" uses capsaicin pepper and oil of mustard as its active ingredients. It repels by both taste and odor, has a lemon scent. Every animal responds differently to each of these. Some will not be phased by them and others will be quite revolting. For training purposes they are applied on items that are to encourage avoidance behaviours and not for use with a squirt bottle as they could harm the eyes or respiratory system. Test each substance and observe to see which works as a deterrent so that accidental injestion does not occur as some could then be fatal. Coleus plants can be effective, but every cat responds differently so it is uncertain without experimenting. Many people believe mothballs work, however they are considered toxic and should NOT be used. Here's more information on this: http://www.cvm.uiuc.edu/ope/enotes/showarticle.cfm?id=89 MOTHBALLS are toxic to cats which contains the ingredient Naphthalene. Mothballs are approximately twice as toxic as paradichlorobenzene, and cats are especially sensitive to naphthalene. Signs of ingestion of naphthalene mothballs include emesis, weakness, lethargy, brown-colored mucous membranes and collapses. Paradichlorobenzene mothballs may cause GI upset, ataxia, disorientation, and depression. Elevations in liver serum biochemical values may occur within 72 hours of indigestion.
  48. I think your sick and should be reported to the rspca and cats protection league. Try sprinkling pepper on the lawn Ive been told they don't like that.
  49. Try climbing out of your ar$e. That might help. Although in your case, I'm thinking you'd better stay up there.
  50. you bas***d, how can you do this ?????????? happy know was this the reaction you craved for.
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